Darths & Droids Episode Guide: Attack of the Clones

II. THE SILENCE OF THE CLONES (2009-2010)

Interim campaign: The Princess Bride (run by GM)
Cast
Jim as Padme Amidala
Ben as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Sally as Jar Jar Binks, Dexter Jettster, Jocasta Nu, Taun We, C-3PO, Mace Windu, Yoda
Pete as R2-D2
Annie as Anakin Skywalker
Session 1

209. The Saga Continues

210. Poetry in Demotion

211. Landing Platform Game

212. Duty is in the Eye of the Beholder

213. Forcing the Issue

214. It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Moon

215. Rebel Without a Cause, Yet

216. Home on Lagrange

217. The Girl From Ipanema

218. I've Very Well Acquainted, Too, with Matters Senatorial

219. There is an Awkward Moment

220. Sage Advice

221. Perchance to Dream

222. Backstab Backstory

223. Two Hundred Odd Feet of Doom

224. Spot No Evil, Sense No Evil, Detect No Evil

225. The Shortest Path Between Two Points

226. End of the Line

227. Watch That First Step, It's a Doozy

228. Shotgun!

229. Do Hovercars Dream of Electric Sheep?

230. Sense and Sensitivity

231. The Thin Blue Laser Sword

232. Think of the Poor Little Dice

233. Flipping Out

234. Yakety Sax

235. Two Jedi Walk into a Bar

236. Mind Over Natter

237. Handy with a Laser Sword

238. The Short Arm of the Criminal

239. An Underhanded Move

240. To Cut a Long Story Short

241. Rap Sheet

242. The Long View

243. Shifty Characters

244. Darts and Droids

245. Sergeant Yoda's Lonely Hearts Club Band

246. Spit the Dummy

Session 2

247. Chords and Discord

248. Dressed for Success Rolls

249. Atomic Space Non-Sequitur

250. And Your Little Droid Too

251. Split Decision

252. Dex Role

253. Four-Armed is Forewarned

254. Shhhhhhh!

255. Fashion Sense

256. The Things that are Important

257. Who Let the Dogs Out?

258. A Dingo Ate My Marbles

259. Blockbuster

260. Memory Like a Mixmaster

261. Resurrecting the Past

262. Speculation Bubble

263. A Tall Order

264. Inferior Decorator

265. Getting Familiar

266. Sock Puppetry

267. Luncheon Judy

268. The Head of the Iceberg

269. Would You Like Fries with That?

270. Did the Earth Move For You?

271. Triumph of the Will

272. Cookie Cutter

273. Degriefing

274. Jumping the Shaak

275. At Last, We Meet Again

276. Gloat 'n' Free

277. I've Got a Luverly Bunch of Space Pears

278. No, This Isn't Awkward At All

Session 3
279. Unagi-tetsubishi
280. Army of One
281. Chasing a Dream
282.
283. It's Raining, Ben
284. Maul-toll Kombat
285. The Butler Did It
286. Flashdance
287. The Painful Truth
288. Stringin' in the Rain
289. It Isn't Fair
290. What About Shmi?
291. Scrutiny on the Bounty
292. Making Him Sweat
293. Nuisance Caller
294. Just Plane Ridiculous
295. Everybody's a Whiner, Baby
296. Mono a Monoculture
297. You Say Topology, I Say Topography
298. Smoke Gets in Your Ions
299. The Replicanterbury Tales: The Protocol Droid's Tale
300. Dances With Droids
301. Cliegg, the Extraordinary Gentleman
302. So, Can I Borrow the Car?
303. Karmageddon
304. Twoshadowing
305. 01010011 01110101 01101110 01110011 01100101 01110100
306. Spy vs. Spire
307. A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi
308. The Council of El Ronco
309. That'd be Space Yquem
310. Criminal In Tent
311. Fancy Legwork
312. Jedipus Complex
313. Just Desserts
314. Lost Tin Translation
315. Breaking Up is R2-D2
316. She Ain't Heavy
317. Passionfruit Jelly
318. Even Less Awkward
319. The Twilight Zone
320. You'll Need to Have this Bigger Fish in Your Ear
321. Please Leave a Message After the Biddle Bip Blip Ding
322. History is Written by the Victor
323. Mace Windu, Where Are You!
324. Magmatic Attraction
325. This Job Calls for a Genius
326. Le Spectateur Captif
327. Moon Unity...
328. ...Zapper!
329. And is That a Goatee?
330. Palpitations
331. A Delegation
332. Venting

Session 4
333. Initial Arrival of Primary Adventuring Group in Geonosis Preliminary Assembly Zone
334. Initial Foray into Level 1 Entry Corridor
335. Further Progress Through Level 1 Entry Corridor
336. Initial Encounter with Denizens of Level 1 Entry Corridor
337. Initial Discovery of Multi-Level Droid Manufacturing Facility
338. Progression to Level 2 of Multi-Level Droid Manufacturing Facility
339. Initial Round of Droid Assembly Line Automation Encounter
340. Subsequent Rounds of Droid Assembly Line Automation Encounter
341. Initial Appearance of Protagonist in Multi-Level Droid Manufacturing Facility
342. Demonstration of Perfectly Sensible Ability Possessed by Protagonist All Along
343. In Which the Intricacies and Details of Complex Combat Situations are Handled Masterfully
344. Further Masterful and Comprehensive Utilisation of Combat System (Modified)
345. Demonstration of Character Integrity in Difficult and Dangerous Circumstances
346. Execution of Rapid Character Development (Stage 1)
347. Execution of Rapid Character Development (Stage 2)
348. Straightforward Warm-Up Tactical Scenario (Anakin, phase 1)
349. Consequences of Suboptimal Outcome of Previous Combat Sequence
350. Protagonist Faces Agonising Dilemma, Heroically Saves the Day
351. PC on Conveyor 12 Struggles Against Inevitable Doom
352. Disappointing Denouement of Initial Combat Encounter Sequence
353. Session Wrap-Up

Session 5
354. It Got Better
355. Missed It by That Much
356. Trial and Error
357. Sentence and Insensibility
358. Chariot of Choir
359. Unchained Felony
360. Degrees of Freedom
361. A Cerodon, a Silver, and an Atog walk into an Arena
362. Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Dice
363. Happy Feat
364. This Is A Spinal Trap
365. The Physical Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Someone Living
366. Children's Crusade
367. Abridged Too Far
368. I Am Not a Crook!
369. The Regal Has Landed
370. Second Windu
371. Dire Hire, Robes on Fire
372. Aggressive Negotiations
373. With Friends Like These, Who Needs A Nemesis?
374. Jedi and Monsters and Droids, Oh My
375. Half Time

Session 6
376. The Prodigal Robot
377. Re-pair-ations
378. Samisch versus Nimzowitsch
379. Siege Mentality
380. Sulk Addiction
381. Send in the Clones
382. The Wonderful Jedi of Oz
383. Fly, You Fools
384. Death Is Underlined
385. With Sugar on Top
386. Legends of the Fall
387. Food Fight
388. When Push Comes to Shove
389. Desert Desertion Dissertation
390. Pick Up Lines
391. See the Violence Inherent in the System
392. Hot Hearts and Cool Heads
393. Rapier Wit
394. Duned to Failure
395. Mostly Dead
396. Chopping List
397. One Sword, Two Sword, Red Sword, Blue Sword
398. Like Hands Through the Hourglass
399. Honour Role
400. A Big Enough Lever
401. Lightning in a Battle
402. Going Ballistic
403. Corbel Punishment
404. Not Found
405. Diplomatic Trunacy
406. In Which Vital and Surprising Information About the Previous Campaign is Revealed
407. Peace and War
408. Tying a Knot in the Loose Ends
409. Mawwiage

Intermission
410. Let Me Explain... No, There is Too Much. Let Me Sum Up
411. Elementary, My Dear Obi-Wan
412. An Old Friend